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I Want to Kill All Americans and Turn The Entire World into One Muslim State, But That Will Not Affect How We Run the Ports!

An Editorial by President Khalifa bin Zayid al-Nuhayyan of the United Arab Emirates

As many of you now know, a company owned by my country is about to buy a number of your ports. Any rational look at this deal will see that it benefits both our countries, but, of course, many of you stupid infidels are all opposing this even though you don't understand the slightest thing about it. This whole controversy just makes me want to wipe out all you moron crusaders all the more, but please understand that this port deal is much more important to us than the eventual victory of Islam over the entire world, Allah willing.

Get one thing straight, this has nothing to do with port security. Your own Zionist-aligned government does all of that, you abominations to my sight. It's not like because we run a couple cranes in America that suddenly we can sneak in some nerve gas, you idiots. Even if we could, how suicidal do you think we are? If we let terrorists use the ports, it's not like it would take Sherlock Holmes to trace that back to us since we own them. Do you know how rich I am? Do you really think I want to be hiding in some spider hole like that ass Saddam? Of course, I'm using logic that would take a moment's reflection, something that's a little too advance for you mindless critics. This makes me so mad, I want to murder all you Americans in your sleep... until I remember the economic implications of that.

And stop bringing up how two of the 9/11 hijackers came from here; is America responsible for every one of its citizens? If you think the UAE was involved with in planning 9/11, then come out and say it so I can strangle you for your lies. Yes, I cheered for a moment at the deaths of so many infidels... until I remembered how much business we do in New York! My country has a huge per capita income, but it's honestly not the most solid in the world. Implications of us involved in terrorism could knock us over the edge, and, if you took a poll of our citizens, you'd see a near majority consider economic stability more important than mass murder. As much as I want you all to die, we have our own housing bubble to worry about over here. Do any of you understand that? Sometimes I think I'd have to use a pipe bomb to get through your thick skulls.

And honestly, how many of you knew your ports weren't owned by Americans before all this? I swear, if any of you raise your hands, I'll cut them off. None of you knew anything about the ports until the talking heads and harlots jumped on this issue, and suddenly all of you are like, "Oh no! The Arabs are going to run our ports and they want to kill us all!" Hell yes, we want to kill you all, but it's not like we could fit that in our business plan. Have any of you looked at our business plan? Of course not. Holy Allah, I so want to strangle you all!

All I want you stupid infidels to understand is that this deal is all business. All thing being equal, I would stab you all repeatedly and then behead you, but that is not a money making venture. So stop your stupid mouth flapping before you make us so mad that we seriously begin considering using your ports to kill you.

Khalifa bin Zayid al-Nuhayyan is the President of the United Arab Emirates and likes to watch horse and camel racing and plot the destruction of Israel between business ventures.

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I love the way their mind works

From Sandmonkey:

I love the way their mind works

I blame the infidels...the zionists..ehhhh....

More than 7,000 Afghans protested on Tuesday against cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad in European newspapers and condemned an attack on a Shi'ite Muslim shrine in Iraq as a "plot by infidels."

Sayed Ghulam Sakhi, head of the government-appointed Islamic Council in Ghazni, called the printing of the cartoons, the attack in Iraq and desecration of the Islamic holy book, the Koran, by U.S. forces the work of "Zionists."

"(They) are linked together and the work of the infidels," he said.

Another senior cleric in Ghazni, Mawlavi Jailani, charged that the attack on a Shi'ite shrine in Iraq last week, which has sparked bloody sectarian violence, was part of a "plot by the infidels to create hostility" between the two Muslim sects.

Damn zionists...ehh..Infidels...ehh...no, zionists..ehh...my brain hurts from thinking.

From Hodjas blog:

Women have a strong innate jealousy, which may lead to strange attitudes, as happened to the ‘Mothers of the Believers’ [i.e., Muhammad’s wives]. That does not diminish their rank and dignity.
[Qur’an] Commentary, Grade 9, (2000) p. 148
O people, you owe your wives their right and they owe you your right. They are obliged to you not to let someone else into your bed, not to let someone whom you hate into your house without your permission, and not to commit an evidently vile sin. If they do, then God has permitted you to oppress them, avoid being with them in bed, and beat them – but not harshly.
From Muhammad’s last sermon, Arabic Literature, Grade 10, (1999) p. 51

Bloodmoney for a free male Muslim… is a hundred camels.
Bloodmoney for a free infidel is half the bloodmoney for a Muslim…
Bloodmoney for a woman is half the bloodmoney for a man, each one according to her religion, as bloodmoney for a Muslim female is half the bloodmoney for a Muslim and bloodmoney for an infidel female is half the bloodmoney for an infidel.
Islamic Jurisprudence, Grade 10, (2001) p. 46

As for women – their testimony is not accepted in [matters of] legal punishments [Hudud] and homicide cases [Dima’].
[Islamic] Jurisprudence, Grade 10, (2001)p. 74

There have been many proofs for the command of the veil and the prohibition of beautification and unveiling… God has imposed on the woman the duty to cover her whole body in order to be safe because of her veil from the offenders’ insults… He has prohibited beautification and unveiling because of the scandalous deeds they lead to.
[Islamic] Jurisprudence, Grade 10, (2001) p. 65

The presence in private of a man with a strange woman, as well as mingling with men , are two of the most serious things leading to adultery and the greatest harm. Therefore, God’s Messenger forbade such mingling…
Islamic Jurisprudence, Grade 10, (2001) pp. 67-68

It is best for a woman to protect herself from going out from home whenever possible.
[Islamic] Jurisprudence, Grade 10, (2001) pp. 67-68
One of the most difficult matters for a sensible woman is threatening her with divorce. The matter becomes more difficult if the husband replaces her with someone who is better than she is.
[Qur’an] Commentary, Grade 9, (2000) p. 151
The usage sanctioned by tradition for divorce is that it takes place when the woman is not in her monthly period, no intercourse occurs between the couple, and he divorces her in a definite manner i.e., saying the phrase of divorce once, or even twice, but not thrice…
[Qur’an] Commentary, Grade 9, (2000) p. 132

yes, Yes, YES!

I'm watching this documentary on Swedish TV tonight, with my mouth hanging open. This woman, maybe around 40 years old, has a disease called PSAS, or orgasm disease. Earlier, she would probably be diagnosed as a nympho, but it's a physical condition, that makes her have orgasms all day long! Vibrations makes them come more often, so anything from blow drying her hair to vacuuming to driving the car, makes her orgasms more intense. Can you imagine?! I mean, we women usually have to work a bit to reach an orgasm, not to mention all the work that leads up to a truly intense one! But she just gets them effortlessly, everyday, as often as 300 times A DAY! The orgasms are more intense during the night, she rarely sleeps threw the entire night because the orgasms keep waking her up! This disease also makes her sex drive higher than normal, so she seems to never get enough. You would think any guy would jump at a woman like that, but she actually got dumped because of her high sex drive and all of her orgasms!! She can't have a normal job, because she finds her orgasmic "illness" a bit to demanding and it's made her shy. I just don't get this. I know I'm being prejudice, but wouldn't you love to be in her shoes for a day or two? I know I would. Imagine experiencing 300 orgasms in a single day! I don't get that in a year! Or in two years! Not by a long shot.

I think I'm a bit envious.

Long awaited and much anticipated

Yezz! Jack Bauer is back! You know I'm a sucker for action and what series is more action packed than "24"? It's all kick ass, shoot his MF brains out, with hard-ass Jack Bauer as the all prevailing hero. It just can't get any better! I've been looking forward to this fifth season for some time now, and tonight I'm watching the first four episodes. And I really and truly enjoy myself! Action and excitement just doesn't get any better than this! You go, Jack!

Queen of Hip-hop Soul!!

It's not because she's born the same year as I, nor is it that she's been so successful blending Hip-hop and Soul. She brought New Jack Swing to a whole new level! No, it's her distinctive voice. It was her rough, emotional, honest, painful voice that got me captured. Ever since her debut album in 1992, I've been a huge fan.

Mary J. Blige was born in 1971 and was raised in the Yonkers, Queens. Her childhood was rough, she's got a scar underneath her left eye to prove it. She cut a demo at the age of 17 (Anita Baker's Caught Up in The Rapture), which somehow made to Uptown Records, who gave her a record deal. But her debut album wasn't released until 1992. The album took the r&b world with storm and became a huge success.

...groundbreaking....it's ghetto-fied grooves dominated the radio then, and they still sound fierce today.....

The lyrics displayed real life and gave the attention to the darker aspects of love and urban life. It was a marvel, her voice resonated within my whole body and shook my soul.

Mary went through a few rough patches, she was abused by her boyfriends, drank and abused drugs. And all this she showed the world with her voice. The track Sweet Thang is my favourite on the album "What's The 411?". I liked the song by Chaka Khan, but Mary did such a beautiful job on it. Oh, oh, sweet thang, don't you know you're my everything.

Lesser imitators attempted to do what the rough and ready Mary did so effortlessy back then. You know, people wanted in on the ride! Only a few actually managed it, though. Destiny's Child used the inspiration from Mary and developed their own sound, one of the few to do so. Others were just pale copies and none had Mary's rough, vocal elegance.

Now she's out with a new album, The Breakthrough, which was released on December 20. last year. It's her 7. album and I sadly haven't bought it yet. But I intend to, really soon! And I think anybody who loves music, should as well.

Hail Queen Mary!!

This is just HILARIOUS!!

I just couldn't resist this one. My perception of stupid, conservative, Americans just got confirmed. This is a female, political blogger, although the entry isn't political. You just have to read it! It's hilarious! This is a woman who reads an article describing more evidence of the genetic link between Native Americans and Asians. And then in a flash of insight, she draws the conclusion that the Native Americans migrated here (US) themselves before the white man did. And because of that, the land didn't belong to the NA “in the first place”. The white man didn't STEAL their land!! The NA “stole it themselves”!!! OMG, she's hysterical!!:

“Yet, there is no proof they were the first here. And even if they were, this is yet more proof that they originated in ASIA. Hello? . . . This is yet more evidence that we did NOT steal THEIR land. It means it was not THEIRS to begin with”

Gee, I always thought that private property was sacred to conservatives!! According to her logic, I can come and take her house and her land, kill everyone in/on it and claim it for myself, 'cause it wasn't hers to begin with!! HaHaHaHa!! Her ancestors apparently migrated for somewhere as well, her name Schlussel seems kind of German. But again, according to her own logic, the Germans can't claim Germany as their country, because the Germans of course, migrated there from Africa! As did all the rest of the human race!! That means that the only land we humans can call our own, is the place human beings came from! And it's alright for us Norwegians to take Sweden by force, or Denmark or maybe Russia. You see, it wasn't theirs to begin with!! 15.000 + years of living in one place doesn't give you property rights, thanks for clearing that up for me!!